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Reserves v White Ensign in Cup Final; Tuesday 7th May
Mon 29th Apr, 2013 05:51am

Tuesday 7th May is the date. 7.45pm is the time. AFC Hornchurch Football Club ...
Presentation Night - Saturday 25th May at Ilford Golf Club
Tue 16th Apr, 2013 04:11pm

Canning Town Football Club will be holding their 65th Annual Presentation Dinner...
First Team Game This Thursday, Training Cancelled
Tue 16th Apr, 2013 03:48pm

With the first team taking on Wadham Lodge this Thursday (April 18) at Terence M...
Reserves Look To Book Final Place
Tue 9th Apr, 2013 03:39pm

With the first team safely through to the final of the East Ham Memorial Hospita...
First Team Tackle Newham in Semi-Final
Wed 3rd Apr, 2013 02:19am

The first team take on old foes Newham United on Thursday 4th April for a place ...
Crunch Time For Cyprus
Fri 22nd Mar, 2013 10:55am

It's twitchy bum time for Cyprus. A meltdown approaches. Should the EU assist ...
David Hollick RIP
Mon 25th Feb, 2013 04:54pm

It is with great sadness that Canning Town Football Club has to announce the pas...
Wilson A Victim Of Great Train Robbery
Sat 23rd Feb, 2013 02:46pm

Monday saw the first Canning Town Football Club Golf Society day of 2013 and a h...
Social Fundraiser set for Saturday 23rd February
Mon 21st Jan, 2013 10:41am

Steve Wilson has confirmed that the next Canning Town Football Club social eveni...
Training Goes Ahead (24th)
Thu 17th Jan, 2013 02:43am

Football is back as training returns tonight (24/1/13) but the first and third t...
Town Press For Quarter Final Place
Thu 10th Jan, 2013 01:47am

It's only the second Saturday of 2013 but it already represents the biggest game...
Golf AGM: Thursday 10th January, 8pm
Tue 8th Jan, 2013 04:36pm

All Town golfers are reminded that the AGM takes place this Thursday at the club...
Bobby Unwraps Santa Claus Present
Thu 3rd Jan, 2013 12:40am

It's not even twelfth night and the decorations are still up in most houses but ...
Hutton Reserves Tie Switched To WHUITC
Fri 28th Dec, 2012 02:17pm

Due to the anticpated adverse weather the Town Reserves match against Hutton (Sa...
Mooney & Carley Share Xmas Jumper Award
Tue 25th Dec, 2012 04:21pm

Town Vets celebrated their annual Christmas Drink on Sunday and the best dressed...
Wrap Up For Last Training Session of the Year
Thu 13th Dec, 2012 01:39am

Just a reminder folks that the LAST training session before Christmas is tonight...
Would You Like Chilli Sauce With That?
Thu 13th Dec, 2012 01:33am

Just who is Mehmet? That was the question that we asked in our latest poll. ...
Junior Proves More Messy Than Messi
Mon 10th Dec, 2012 04:53pm

Paul Henry has the chance to etch his name into the record books this week as he...
Mooney and Dowsett win Petchey Awards
Wed 5th Dec, 2012 11:54pm

The latest winners of the Jack Petchey Award have been announced following the p...
Vets Progress in London Cup
Wed 28th Nov, 2012 12:54am

Town Vets went through to the last eight of the London Cup with a hard fought 2-...
Who is Mehmet?
Thu 15th Nov, 2012 02:20pm

Someone at the club has the nickname Mehmet. Can you guess who it is? The fi...
Mo Bros Grow Tache So You Can Splash Cash
Wed 14th Nov, 2012 05:21pm

As we approach the halfway stage of Movember our two combatants begin to resembl...
Chambo Lifts Gold
Thu 25th Oct, 2012 08:25am

It seems longer than three months ago when the nation was awash in its own glory...
Ginger, Champion of Europe
Thu 25th Oct, 2012 07:16am

They say that you cannot put a price on success but for Roman Abramovich it was ...
Around The World In 80 Shots
Thu 18th Oct, 2012 12:07pm

It has been brief and it will probably only be an adieu but Matt Leonard bids fa...
70s & 80s Night Confirmed for Saturday 6th October
Wed 19th Sep, 2012 05:07pm

Unsociable Secretary Steve Wilson has finally pulled his finger out and is happy...
Wadham Lodge tie moved to Walthamstow
Wed 12th Sep, 2012 03:58pm

Town's first XI game against Wadham Lodge has been moved away from WHUITC due to...
Barks Bite Gives Town Slow Puncture
Thu 6th Sep, 2012 05:26am

Town Vets succumbed in their opening game of the season as hosts Old Barks trium...
Nervousness Sets In As New Season Approaches
Thu 16th Aug, 2012 08:44am

Remember your first date? It was Daphne and she sat opposite me in Chemistry. ...
Cresswell Notches Again
Thu 9th Aug, 2012 09:27am

Footballers have always been regarded as playboys.  Right back from the days whe...
Durrant Sets His Stall Out
Mon 30th Jul, 2012 11:33am

New first team manager Kevin Durrant was quick to impose his style on training l...
No Training on Thursday 19th July
Tue 17th Jul, 2012 01:20pm

Due to a prior engagement WHUITC are unable to lease the use of the pitch this T...
Town To Play Friendly On Monday 16th July
Thu 12th Jul, 2012 03:44pm

Canning Town continue their pre-season build up with a friendly against Essex Se...
Pre Season Begins on Thursday 12th July
Wed 11th Jul, 2012 02:01am

Running, running and more running were the noises coming out of the Mills househ...
AGM Confirmed for Thursday 5th July, 8pm Start
Tue 26th Jun, 2012 04:34am

Club Secretary Richard Shephard has confirmed that this years AGM will take plac...
FA Cup Final Tickets Available
Tue 1st May, 2012 07:40am

We have been fortunate to receive two tickets for Saturday's FA Cup final at Wem...
Presentation Set For June 2nd
Thu 26th Apr, 2012 12:00pm

With the training sessions over and the season drawing to a close it is time to ...
Northern eyes on Ted Lewis prize
Tue 24th Apr, 2012 05:32pm

East London’s finest travelled to the delightful Channels golf club in Chelmsfor...
The Mooneys to Appear on The Undateables
Thu 12th Apr, 2012 11:55am

The Undateables is a three-part documentary series about disability and dating. ...
Poll Finally Ends In Another Fine Mess
Fri 2nd Mar, 2012 06:07am

Despite having different mums and dads, the Wilson twins have finally been voted...
Newson Putts Heart Matters To One Side
Fri 2nd Mar, 2012 05:54am

Over the winter, Paul Newson needed a heart transplant after he was diagnosed wi...
Watts Ravaged After Cougar Attack
Tue 21st Feb, 2012 12:22pm

Police today called off the search for missing Town legend Geoff Watts after the...
Chambo Receives Valentines Day Shock
Tue 14th Feb, 2012 06:29am

Ian and Mandy Chamberlain were said to be devastated last night after their son ...
Town To Support Cancer Research Charity Night
Mon 13th Feb, 2012 03:52pm

Canning Town will be supporting a Cancer Research Charity night on Saturday 18th...
Town Managers Form FA Shortlist Following Capello Exit
Thu 9th Feb, 2012 08:03am

24 hours after the shock resignation of England manager Fabio Capello, the FA ha...
Mills in Jahbez Protest
Tue 7th Feb, 2012 07:36am

David Mills was arrested at the Liverpool-Spurs game last night after waddling o...
Town Join Twitter
Tue 7th Feb, 2012 07:35am

Canning Town Football Club have rolled with the times and finally joined the Twi...
Big Freeze Forces Town Out of Action
Sat 4th Feb, 2012 03:40am

Frozen Pitches appear to be the order of the day across the country and and its ...
Town Bravehearts Overwhelm Carlsberg Specialists
Wed 1st Feb, 2012 07:37pm

"Probably our best performance of a far very successful season so far,” beamed a...
Fry Releases Training Manual to Save Town
Mon 23rd Jan, 2012 02:52pm

Canning Town’s First XI have been struggling near the bottom of the EOFL Premier...
Town Host Newbury Forest for Place in Last Eight
Thu 19th Jan, 2012 12:24pm

Canning Town First XI entertain Newbury Forest at the West Ham United in the Com...
Golf AGM on Thursday 26th January
Thu 19th Jan, 2012 12:17pm

The Canning Town Football Club Golf Society will be holding their AGM on Thursda...
Waites Ensures Town Take Away The Spoils
Mon 9th Jan, 2012 06:07pm

Canning Town Vets returned to winning ways following a hard fought 3-2 win over ...
Training Returns on Thursday 5th January
Wed 4th Jan, 2012 03:59am

The opportunity to shed the excesses of the festive season appears with the retu...
Ginger Survived But Most Don't Care
Fri 9th Dec, 2011 07:39am

It turned out to be the poll vote that no-one was interested in as 43% of you de...
Citibank Hold Town as Waites Wastes Golden Opportunity
Tue 6th Dec, 2011 05:03pm

Town Vets drew 1-1 with new opponents Citibank after a hard fought contest on th...
Canning Town Boxing Day Disco Confirmed
Thu 1st Dec, 2011 12:25pm

December 1st usually means the start of the festive season. Advent calendars ar...
An Open Letter From Tubby
Sat 26th Nov, 2011 05:27am

Dear Chairman, Committee and Members I just wanted to thank you all so much f...
Chairman Ives Makes Full Recovery
Wed 23rd Nov, 2011 06:50am

Whilst Ginger dies alone in an Essex hospital, other members of the Town committ...
Mooney and Coker Celebrate Birthdays
Mon 21st Nov, 2011 03:33am

Canning Town have two managers that are unbeaten this season. Coincidentally, t...
Town Forced to Play Away
Sun 20th Nov, 2011 04:49pm

With the remedial work at Terence McMillan overrunning and still to finish, Town...
Heavy Big Mac Causes Parish Break
Wed 16th Nov, 2011 02:39pm

What is it with fat geezers at Canning Town and their frequent visits to hospita...
Derryard Construction to Sponsor Town
Mon 7th Nov, 2011 04:06pm

Canning Town Football Club would like to thank Brian Dane and Derryard Construct...
Essex Premier Cup Tie Moved to Town Mead
Thu 3rd Nov, 2011 07:21am

The First XI game against Waltham Abbey Reserves this Saturday (5/11/11) will no...
Dream Team Finalised, Tapp to Manage
Mon 17th Oct, 2011 06:14pm

We started looking for our goalkeeper in December 2010 and October 2011 sees the...
Bad Bounce Ruins 100% Start
Tue 4th Oct, 2011 11:46am

Town Vets maintained their unbeaten start to the season after being denied anoth...
Mooney Bites the Hand that Feeds
Thu 22nd Sep, 2011 03:44am

Venn diagrams are weird creatures. Circle A intersects Circle B yet those people...
Hurricane Leonard Hits Ibiza
Fri 16th Sep, 2011 02:11pm

Following on from the strong winds that have lambasted America's eastern seaboar...
Town Bow Out of Vase Despite Smith's Heroics
Thu 15th Sep, 2011 06:09am

Town bowed out of the FA Vase but can go with their heads held high despite losi...
Smith's Late, Late Show Leads to Vase Replay
Mon 12th Sep, 2011 11:46am

Michael Smith's 92nd minute equaliser ensured that Town prolonged their stay in ...
Baker Suffer Yellow Peril as Mooney's Vets Win
Thu 8th Sep, 2011 01:01pm

A new season and a new manager but the same old result as Town ran out narrow wi...
Town Defend Their Manor in Vase Tie
Thu 1st Sep, 2011 04:24am

The season has only been a few weeks old but Canning Town Football Club are alre...
Egan to do a Rooney???
Wed 31st Aug, 2011 07:48am

Wayne Rooney signalled his return to form with a brilliant hat-trick at the week...
Smith and Ling Picked for Dream Team
Wed 24th Aug, 2011 04:06pm

Like Carlton Cole, he was on Chelsea's books but that is where the similarities ...
Arthey's Success Adds to Cordrey's Woes
Thu 18th Aug, 2011 12:16pm

Terry Cordrey must feel like a condemned man. Yet another Golf Society event an...
Riot Police Seek Identity of Arsonist
Wed 10th Aug, 2011 07:35am

After another night of rioting across the country, London police appear to be ga...
Town Entertain Rye as Start of Season Approaches
Fri 5th Aug, 2011 02:24am

Canning Town entertain Rye United of the Sussex County League on Saturday 6th Au...
Edmunds Become the Face of Saga after Golf Success
Tue 26th Jul, 2011 05:17pm

Just over a week ago, on a windy coastal golf course in south-east England, vete...
Shameless Green Descends from Bad to Worse
Thu 21st Jul, 2011 10:18am

Just over six weeks ago Terry Green announced his decision to stand down from hi...
Past Master Proves the Pass Master
Fri 15th Jul, 2011 02:18pm

Club doyen Ron 'Tubby' Shelton once claimed that two things are certain in Canni...
Training Starts Thursday and First Friendlies Announced
Mon 4th Jul, 2011 11:05am

Training resumes this Thursday (July 7th) at 7pm. As ever the West Ham United I...
Mooney Embarrasses Himself in Belgium but Whitnall Apologises
Sat 11th Jun, 2011 03:09pm

“We're all going on a summer holiday, no more working for a week or two. Fun an...
Town Golfer Linked With Twitter Rumours
Thu 26th May, 2011 08:20pm

It is the story that everyone knows about but that no-one can talk about until a...
Withers Realises Dream With Hat-trick at the Home of the O's
Wed 25th May, 2011 05:49pm

Not many Town players get to achieve their childhood ambition but last weekend t...
Lithuanian Flag Flies High as Neros Wins Poll Vote
Wed 18th May, 2011 05:08pm

There are certain ironies in Canning Town life. Paul Mooney has a behind to die...
Google Search Reveals Ugly Side of Booker
Tue 10th May, 2011 06:56pm

Wikipedia reports that the World Wide Web only emerged in 1989, yet such has bee...
Dodds Models for Best4business Accountants
Tue 19th Apr, 2011 05:44pm

April ushers in a new year for many businesses and employees but whatever your t...
Lewis Pays Penalty for Poor Drive
Tue 19th Apr, 2011 05:15pm

Is Ted Lewis a bitter man? That was the question on every golfers lips as a con...
Jan Mooney does a Rooney and sees Contract Cancelled
Mon 11th Apr, 2011 04:28pm

Jan Mooney was reported to be "gutted" last night after she was dropped as the f...
Woods to run London Marathon for Get Kids Going
Mon 11th Apr, 2011 04:26pm

They say that charity begins at home so it seems a good time to remind everyone ...
Old Barks Beaten but New Sparks Fly as Cherrett Named Sub
Thu 7th Apr, 2011 06:43pm

After coming from 3-1 down to win 4-3 in the previous fixture against these oppo...
Carley Grabs Fourth as Fedden and Woods Rule Midfield
Tue 22nd Mar, 2011 06:47pm

There are many perks to being a teacher such as the short hours and long holiday...
Proximity of Births Leads to Swingers Club Rumours
Sat 26th Feb, 2011 02:12pm

Canning Town would like to congratulate Vikki Shiner and Tara Roaf after they bo...
Fry and Tapp Make Dream Team But Cresswell Bummed
Thu 24th Feb, 2011 05:35am

Yet another Canning Town poll and yet another scandal.  That was the only conclu...
Arthey Eyes Golf Success in 2011
Thu 10th Feb, 2011 05:53am

The Canning Town Golf Society dates have been confirmed and are now uploaded to ...
Chambo in 'Smash It' Shocker
Thu 3rd Feb, 2011 06:17pm

Ian Chamberlain was fighting for his Canning Town future last night after some o...
Wyatts Say Thank You After Raising 11k for Retts Syndrome
Mon 31st Jan, 2011 04:41pm

John and Lucy would like to say a big thank you to everyone who participated and...
Big Sam Allardyce Makes Dream Team Squad as Sweeper
Thu 13th Jan, 2011 07:40pm

The role of sweeper can mean many things to a lot of people. The older generati...
Total Recall for Town Dolls
Tue 11th Jan, 2011 05:03pm

Canning Town are said to be ‘deeply disappointed’ following news that its range ...
Best4Business Accountants Agree To Sponsor Canning Town Football Club
Tue 4th Jan, 2011 02:48pm

Canning Town Football Club is delighted to confirm that they have agreed a spons...
Its Snow Joke as Connie Wins in Blizzard
Thu 30th Dec, 2010 06:40am

Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we...
Watts Claims Golden Gloves
Mon 27th Dec, 2010 10:56am

He may only have one testicle and has not played in goal for over fifteen years ...
Tilley's Performance Epitomises Town's New Work Ethic
Thu 16th Dec, 2010 07:53am

Town’s First XI got back to winning ways with an excellent hard fought victory a...
Daydreaming Wilson Gives Town a Nightmare
Mon 22nd Nov, 2010 08:28am

Town tumbled out of the Essex Junior Trophy despite a battling display against H...
Barton Grabs Worst Trainer Honour
Thu 18th Nov, 2010 11:04am

Graham Barton is officially the worst trainer at the club after topping our late...
Smith Scores Three But M&B Get Five
Mon 15th Nov, 2010 04:46pm

Town’s First XI tasted defeat for the first time in five games as they lost 5-3 ...
Town Get Account Closed After Beating HSBC
Mon 8th Nov, 2010 03:08pm

Town Vets were once again the guests of HSBC as they took the long trip to Becke...
Ives Finds Level as Cherrett gets Reprieve
Thu 4th Nov, 2010 10:58am

There is a saying in Spanish, "white liquid in a bottle has to be milk." Ther...
Blobby and Boris Can't Prevent London Fire Brigade Strike
Fri 29th Oct, 2010 12:38pm

Like a bout of diarrhoea after a curry and beer night he had threatened to come ...
Game and First Set May & Baker. New Balls Please
Wed 6th Oct, 2010 09:21pm

Town Vets stumbled to their first defeat of the season as May & Baker exacted re...
Gormley Wins Dance Off
Tue 28th Sep, 2010 11:31pm

The crowd was like the hair on Liam Egan’s heard; sparse. But the 57 that witne...
Wilson Vows Silence As He Retires Following Latest Poll 'Win'
Thu 23rd Sep, 2010 04:35pm

Many who watched the Vase match against Wodson Park will disagree but Lee Wilson...
"I'm A Human"
Fri 10th Sep, 2010 02:30pm

Joseph Carey Merrick, born in 1862 and sometimes incorrectly referred to as John...
It's All About The Confidence
Fri 3rd Sep, 2010 12:34am

Gok Wan and his Channel 4 show ‘How To Look Good Naked’ has changed many peoples...
Josh's Birdie Attempt Falls Short As Francis Wins Day
Sun 29th Aug, 2010 12:42am

Dark, dank and in need of a change. No, not Ginger’s pants but the Kent weather...
Tilley Turns Water Into Whine
Thu 19th Aug, 2010 04:39pm

Channel 4 received 702 complaints last night after airing the first episode of i...
Mouse Caught Smuggling Ex Into Britain
Thu 19th Aug, 2010 03:56pm

John ‘Mouse’ Shephard was being questioned by Interpol last night after being ar...
"That Is So Unfair!"
Sun 8th Aug, 2010 11:35pm

Players attitudes need to improve. That was the overwhelming verdict from the v...
Kelvedon Reject Town's Bid For Mazzo
Sun 8th Aug, 2010 11:14pm

Canning Town have been thwarted in their attempts to sign Kevin ‘Mazzo’ Marsden ...
And the Winners Are....
Sun 1st Aug, 2010 11:53am

They say that there is no substitute for experience. They might be right. Dere...
First and Second Team Managers Confirmed
Wed 28th Jul, 2010 11:53pm

With the managers of all four teams resigning at the end of the last season, it ...
Bandit Plunders Town Glory
Fri 2nd Jul, 2010 11:06am

bandit n. 1. A robber, especially one who robs at gunpoint. 2. An outlaw; a g...
Marksy's Marvels Win May & Baker Five-a-side
Mon 21st Jun, 2010 09:53pm

As England stumble from one disaster to another in South Africa, Canning Town di...
Town's Managers Are All Fawlty
Mon 21st Jun, 2010 09:36pm

The future is bright, the future is orange. That was the voters overwhelming ve...
Daly's Shriftness Will Make 'Er Indoors Proud
Sat 12th Jun, 2010 12:39am

Normality was restored at The Manor of Groves Golf Club on the latest Canning To...
Towners Try To Grab World Cup Glory
Fri 11th Jun, 2010 11:51pm

East London is a see of red and white as the red cross of St George flutters eve...
Town Emulate Spartans Following Epic Victory
Thu 20th May, 2010 11:14pm

The war had been raised by a Dinosaurs messenger, Barry Polentin, who demanded t...
Have You Registered Your Vote For The Players' Player of the Year Awar...
Wed 19th May, 2010 09:32pm

Club Secretary, Terry Cordrey, is currently in the process of collating the vote...
Bend It Like Beckham or Retire It Like Cherrett?
Tue 18th May, 2010 03:17am

There is an old maxim; what happens on tour stays on tour. This tour is no diff...
"Who do you think you are kidding Mr Maree?"
Thu 6th May, 2010 07:22pm

On the 1st September 1939, Germany invaded Poland. Two days later, after German...
Six Star Hotel Leads To One Star Performance
Tue 27th Apr, 2010 10:47pm

Town Vets finished their domestic season on a high with a 3-1 win over long time...
Coincidence?
Sat 24th Apr, 2010 12:44am

Canning Town First Team wins are like Lee Wilson smiles - and its been a long 68...
Town Hit By Volcano Ash
Thu 22nd Apr, 2010 01:14pm

As Europe struggles to get back to normality following the volcanic eruptions of...
Smith Tastes Victory as Arthey's Taste Chips
Thu 22nd Apr, 2010 11:47am

Money just doesn't go as far as it used to. Back in the days £62 would get you ...
Scientists Discover 'Missing Link'
Wed 14th Apr, 2010 09:46pm

The missing link between humans and their ape-like predecessors could be filled ...
Mouse's Miss Compared To Diana Ross' 94 Effort
Mon 12th Apr, 2010 11:04pm

Another week goes by in Canning Town history and another Shephard misses a penal...
"I'll Be Back"
Mon 12th Apr, 2010 10:26pm

The machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. Their war to exterminate ...
Tubby To Come Out Of Retirement To Save Town
Tue 6th Apr, 2010 04:29pm

After seven defeats on the bounce, Canning Town’s First Team is on the verge of ...
Success Of SuBo Sees Town Launch New Nicknames
Fri 2nd Apr, 2010 09:39pm

Not to be outdone by the stars of Hollywood, Town's PR department are working ov...
Bugsy Takes Ladies Route To Victory
Thu 1st Apr, 2010 04:30pm

Shaun ‘Burns’ Maloney managed to overcome the disappointment of being asked to p...
Hawkins Virtuoso Performance Is Too Good For Dinosaurs
Thu 1st Apr, 2010 02:50pm

"It was just like watching Brazil," said the referee after the game as Town Vets...
Tempers Flare at Ska Night
Wed 24th Mar, 2010 11:21pm

Tempers flared at the Town Ska & Reggae night after Lee Musson accused Lee Wilso...
Wingnut Proves Cresswell Defence
Fri 19th Mar, 2010 10:19pm

Phil Cresswell walked free from court yesterday after the judge ruled that the c...
Coker's Cola Goes Flat As Ray Is Dumped
Mon 15th Mar, 2010 09:25pm

The recent poll vote asking whether Ray Coker’s latest relationship would last s...
Shephard Rues Misses And Missus
Mon 15th Mar, 2010 09:01pm

The month of March traditionally heralds the onset of spring and with it the opt...
Barton Hospitalised Following Kebab Fracas
Fri 12th Mar, 2010 08:54am

Police are appealing for witnesses after a Canning Town goalkeeper was assaulted...
Weekend Round Up: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
Mon 8th Mar, 2010 11:21pm

Another weekend of mixed results did little to relieve collective relegation fea...
Terry Set To Blank Edmunds Handshake
Tue 2nd Mar, 2010 08:19pm

John Edmunds is the daddy. That was the overwhelming opinion of the public as h...
Watts Talks Out Of His Bumhole As Vets Win
Mon 1st Mar, 2010 09:59pm

Town Vets turned on one of their own last Sunday as Geoff Watts was accused of t...
Town Fund Essex FA
Fri 19th Feb, 2010 12:23pm

Essex FA’s disciplinary committee has refuted allegations that they are targetin...
Terry Leads By Example – That’s Cordrey, Not John!
Sun 14th Feb, 2010 12:30pm

“Liam is disruptive, has had a poor start to the year and doesn’t mix very well....
James Carley
Mon 8th Feb, 2010 10:21pm

The funeral arrangements for James Carley have been confirmed by his parents Dea...
Mills Looks Over The Hill As Town Are Downed
Mon 8th Feb, 2010 08:39pm

Town tumbled out of the Skip Atwood Cup to lower league Haver Town despite an im...
Winger That Can't Cross Caught Cross Dressing
Thu 4th Feb, 2010 06:02pm

Phil Cresswell would always like to be considered as one of the lads. From the ...
Town Experience a Y2K Moment in Millenium Cup
Tue 2nd Feb, 2010 07:33pm

Town’s 4th XI tumbled out of the Millennium Cup (previously known as the Romford...
BFG - Big Fat Ginger
Tue 2nd Feb, 2010 06:48pm

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesam...
I don’t believe it! Wilson triumphs again.
Sat 30th Jan, 2010 11:09am

Lee Wilson captured his 47th CTFC golf day title at a saturated Stock Brook Mano...
Fry Goes Friar Tuck After Bad Hair Day
Fri 29th Jan, 2010 12:40am

Veteran defender Stefan Fry is to sue the hair colouring manufacturers Just For ...
Dodds Proves a Dud as Town Exit
Thu 21st Jan, 2010 06:38pm

Town Reserves exited from the Essex Junior Cup on Saturday, beaten 4-0 by their ...
Mouse Plays Dumb Over Ginger's Mum
Mon 11th Jan, 2010 08:47pm

Richard Shephard was reportedly in hiding last night, probably in a fast food ea...
Mooney's Woe
Mon 11th Jan, 2010 08:35pm

Canning Town Football Club have confirmed that training has been cancelled this ...
Arthey On Fire At Golf AGM
Fri 8th Jan, 2010 08:31pm

Its time to dust off your driver and clean them grooves as golf is back on the a...
Bakers Dozen Beat Towns Sixteen
Thu 7th Jan, 2010 11:16pm

2010 began with a whimper for Town Vets as they were edged out by a clever and s...
Coker Gets Internet Victory But Marsh Is Real Winner
Fri 1st Jan, 2010 06:47pm

In the end, it didn’t matter. For one reason or another (Jay says he was injure...
Celebrate Christmas at the Boxing Day Booze Up
Thu 24th Dec, 2009 11:59am

Canning Town would like to wish all its members a Merry Christmas and look forwa...
Drunken Arthey Ruins Christmas For Francis
Thu 24th Dec, 2009 11:58am

Confusion reigned long into the night at Town's Christmas Golf Day as Bobby Arth...
Town Founder Dies
Wed 9th Dec, 2009 11:00pm

It is with deep sadness that we have to report that Eric Keylock passed away las...
He's Bald, he's Black, he plays in our Attack
Thu 3rd Dec, 2009 06:10pm

Following the longest poll vote in Canning Town history, Junior Henry has been c...
Town Haul Themselves Up The Table
Mon 30th Nov, 2009 09:53pm

Town climbed off the bottom of the Premier Division with a convincing victory ov...
"Gaynor Could Have Scored It"
Wed 18th Nov, 2009 10:04am

Saturday night was Abba night as far as any self respecting Town member was conc...
Town Extinguish Dinosauars
Tue 3rd Nov, 2009 11:20pm

Incessant rain, driving wind and no kit yet still the silly old gits - affection...
Town Players in Another Smash
Mon 2nd Nov, 2009 09:56pm

Following on from the Jason Croney car crash, yet another group of Town players ...
Wilson Curses Long Night
Tue 27th Oct, 2009 10:16pm

Steve Wilson has confirmed that last Saturday was the longest night of his life....
Paul Mooney: time to start watching Jack on a Sunday?
Sun 25th Oct, 2009 10:42pm

William Fitt Vets 1 – 2 Canning Town Vets You don’t have to travel to the B...
Lifes A Beach for Belk and Henry
Thu 22nd Oct, 2009 06:29pm

John Wyatt is reportedly so concerned with his misfiring forward line that he is...
World's Fattest Man Found In.....
Wed 21st Oct, 2009 10:31pm

The Sun newspaper have been forced to apologise after claiming that the worlds f...
Town Down But Not Out
Wed 21st Oct, 2009 10:07pm

Citius, altius, fortius. That is the motto of the Olympic Games and roughly tra...
Je Voudrais Passer la Nuit Avec Philippe
Wed 7th Oct, 2009 09:28pm

Philippe Maree has run away and married the latest poll. A whopping 44% of the ...
Gormley Paints Towns Red
Wed 7th Oct, 2009 04:52pm

The seaside towns of Southend-on-Sea, Leigh-on-Sea and Benfleet are slowly getti...
Ives Faces Up To Future
Thu 24th Sep, 2009 06:14pm

Danny Ives protracted transfer to Faces has fallen through and the disillusioned...
Spanking The Monkey
Thu 10th Sep, 2009 06:17pm

Picture the scene. After yet another Luke Weller two-footed lunge the oppositio...
Eleven pansies, but no vase
Wed 9th Sep, 2009 10:58pm

FA Vase 1st Qualifying Round Erith Town 7 – 0 Canning Town Arguably the mo...
Cordrey Eyes Solution
Mon 7th Sep, 2009 10:14pm

Terry Cordrey had a day to forget at the weekend. After fulfilling his club dig...
Stokes Stokes Family Feud
Sat 5th Sep, 2009 08:31pm

They may have given them 30 years and a three-goal start but it was the Canning ...
Wilson Wins After Wonderful Back Nine
Tue 1st Sep, 2009 01:41pm

Lee Wilson emerged victorious after a tense finish at Austin Lodge Golf Club whi...
Another One Bites The Dust
Tue 25th Aug, 2009 08:10pm

Town officials are said to be helping police with their enquires after a tribute...
You'd Better Watch Out, Weller's About
Tue 25th Aug, 2009 07:39pm

At the next Canning Town social function Luke Weller has been ordered to wear a ...
Ding Ding, Eyes Down
Thu 13th Aug, 2009 06:41pm

Steve Ives and Paul Mooney almost came to blows last week after a bingo dispute ...
"We'll Miss Her Ginger Hair And The Way She Used To Dress"
Mon 10th Aug, 2009 11:05pm

Hampshire Police have today released a photofit of a man they would like to ques...
Denham Not Just Here To Make Up The Numbers
Sat 8th Aug, 2009 01:20am

Town fans have voted Terry Denham as the player most likely to be a cross dresse...
Town Deny Transfer Rumours
Tue 14th Jul, 2009 11:35pm

Canning Town have moved quickly to deny their interest in Kelvedon Hatch forward...
Maloney Moans At New Mark
Tue 14th Jul, 2009 11:17pm

Recent shock away day winner Shaun Maloney is to protest over his revised handic...
Weller - A Danger To Society
Mon 13th Jul, 2009 12:17pm

Not only a danger to opposition midfielders but a menace on the roads. That was...
Millionaire To Bag One Last Birdie?
Tue 16th Jun, 2009 11:49pm

The Canning Town Football Club Golf Society descend on Norwich this weekend and ...
Wyatt Claims An Historic Treble
Sun 14th Jun, 2009 03:18pm

Canning Town held their annual dinner and dance Presentation last night and Todd...
Boring Boring Dyer
Fri 5th Jun, 2009 10:33pm

Club Captain Jay Dyer is officially the last player you’d want to be stuck in a ...
Expenses corruption hits ‘Town committee
Wed 27th May, 2009 08:01pm

The Canning Town committee are the subject of allegations alluding to the misuse...
Whose the Daddy?
Wed 20th May, 2009 05:02pm

A boy of 14 was the REAL father of the baby that 13-year-old Alfie Patten though...
Pollgate Scandal as Vote Rigging Rocks Town
Wed 20th May, 2009 04:33pm

Controversy reigned as the results for latest Town poll were published earlier t...
‘Harvey babes’ escape tragedy
Thu 14th May, 2009 08:41pm

It wasn’t a cold night in Munich, but a warm breezy afternoon in Barking when ne...
Hamburglar Strikes Again!
Sat 18th Apr, 2009 12:28am

Steve ‘Hamburglar’ Wilson is officially the most underrated footballer at the cl...
Denham Claims Dunce Award
Tue 31st Mar, 2009 08:10pm

According to his fellow Town peers, Terry Denham is the thickest player at the c...
Wilson Wins Slowcoach Award
Wed 18th Mar, 2009 05:00pm

Lee Wilson is officially the Club’s slowest player. After recent performances h...
Matt’s Mane Beats Monkey’s Mess
Mon 2nd Mar, 2009 10:09pm

Matt Leonard officially has the worst haircut at the club. The unkempt stopper ...
Venus de Moono Apologises
Wed 25th Feb, 2009 11:42am

Paul Mooney has today apologised for his shocking performance in the Vets defeat...
My Left Foot
Tue 17th Feb, 2009 08:24pm

Its official, Michael Dodd has the sweetest left foot at Canning Town FC, after ...
Ginger left unconscious in violent attack
Mon 2nd Feb, 2009 07:51pm

‘Town football development officer, Richard Shephard, was left unconscious last ...
New Town Site Is Superb
Wed 28th Jan, 2009 09:28pm

Canning Town are said to be ‘delighted’ after their faithful supporters gave the...
TOWN CHAIRMAN LEAVES CINEMA ‘SHAKEN NOT STIRRED’
Wed 14th Jan, 2009 07:07pm

'Town Chairman Steve Ives has admitted that his marriage to Vicky is on the rock...
TOWN APPOINT NODDING DOG AS CAPTAIN
Wed 14th Jan, 2009 05:55pm

Following the retirement of Geoff Watts, the CTFC Committee have moved quickly t...

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