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Wed 19th May, 2010 09:32pm

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Tue 18th May, 2010 03:17am

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Thu 6th May, 2010 07:22pm

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Six Star Hotel Leads To One Star Performance
Tue 27th Apr, 2010 10:47pm

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Sat 24th Apr, 2010 12:44am

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Thu 22nd Apr, 2010 01:14pm

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Mon 12th Apr, 2010 11:04pm

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Tue 6th Apr, 2010 04:29pm

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Fri 2nd Apr, 2010 09:39pm

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Thu 1st Apr, 2010 02:50pm

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Wed 24th Mar, 2010 11:21pm

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Fri 19th Mar, 2010 10:19pm

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Mon 15th Mar, 2010 09:25pm

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Shephard Rues Misses And Missus
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Fri 12th Mar, 2010 08:54am

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Weekend Round Up: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
Mon 8th Mar, 2010 11:21pm

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Terry Set To Blank Edmunds Handshake
Tue 2nd Mar, 2010 08:19pm

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Watts Talks Out Of His Bumhole As Vets Win
Mon 1st Mar, 2010 09:59pm

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Fri 19th Feb, 2010 12:23pm

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Winger That Can't Cross Caught Cross Dressing
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Sat 30th Jan, 2010 11:09am

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Fri 29th Jan, 2010 12:40am

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Thu 21st Jan, 2010 06:38pm

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Mouse Plays Dumb Over Ginger's Mum
Mon 11th Jan, 2010 08:47pm

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Mooney's Woe
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Fri 8th Jan, 2010 08:31pm

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Drunken Arthey Ruins Christmas For Francis
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Wed 18th Nov, 2009 10:04am

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Tue 3rd Nov, 2009 11:20pm

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Wilson Curses Long Night
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Wed 21st Oct, 2009 10:31pm

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Town Down But Not Out
Wed 21st Oct, 2009 10:07pm

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Je Voudrais Passer la Nuit Avec Philippe
Wed 7th Oct, 2009 09:28pm

Philippe Maree has run away and married the latest poll. A whopping 44% of the ...
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Wed 7th Oct, 2009 04:52pm

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Ives Faces Up To Future
Thu 24th Sep, 2009 06:14pm

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Spanking The Monkey
Thu 10th Sep, 2009 06:17pm

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Eleven pansies, but no vase
Wed 9th Sep, 2009 10:58pm

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Cordrey Eyes Solution
Mon 7th Sep, 2009 10:14pm

Terry Cordrey had a day to forget at the weekend. After fulfilling his club dig...
Stokes Stokes Family Feud
Sat 5th Sep, 2009 08:31pm

They may have given them 30 years and a three-goal start but it was the Canning ...
Wilson Wins After Wonderful Back Nine
Tue 1st Sep, 2009 01:41pm

Lee Wilson emerged victorious after a tense finish at Austin Lodge Golf Club whi...
Another One Bites The Dust
Tue 25th Aug, 2009 08:10pm

Town officials are said to be helping police with their enquires after a tribute...
You'd Better Watch Out, Weller's About
Tue 25th Aug, 2009 07:39pm

At the next Canning Town social function Luke Weller has been ordered to wear a ...
Ding Ding, Eyes Down
Thu 13th Aug, 2009 06:41pm

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"We'll Miss Her Ginger Hair And The Way She Used To Dress"
Mon 10th Aug, 2009 11:05pm

Hampshire Police have today released a photofit of a man they would like to ques...
Denham Not Just Here To Make Up The Numbers
Sat 8th Aug, 2009 01:20am

Town fans have voted Terry Denham as the player most likely to be a cross dresse...
Town Deny Transfer Rumours
Tue 14th Jul, 2009 11:35pm

Canning Town have moved quickly to deny their interest in Kelvedon Hatch forward...
Maloney Moans At New Mark
Tue 14th Jul, 2009 11:17pm

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Weller - A Danger To Society
Mon 13th Jul, 2009 12:17pm

Not only a danger to opposition midfielders but a menace on the roads. That was...
Millionaire To Bag One Last Birdie?
Tue 16th Jun, 2009 11:49pm

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Wyatt Claims An Historic Treble
Sun 14th Jun, 2009 03:18pm

Canning Town held their annual dinner and dance Presentation last night and Todd...
Boring Boring Dyer
Fri 5th Jun, 2009 10:33pm

Club Captain Jay Dyer is officially the last player you’d want to be stuck in a ...
Expenses corruption hits ‘Town committee
Wed 27th May, 2009 08:01pm

The Canning Town committee are the subject of allegations alluding to the misuse...
Whose the Daddy?
Wed 20th May, 2009 05:02pm

A boy of 14 was the REAL father of the baby that 13-year-old Alfie Patten though...
Pollgate Scandal as Vote Rigging Rocks Town
Wed 20th May, 2009 04:33pm

Controversy reigned as the results for latest Town poll were published earlier t...
‘Harvey babes’ escape tragedy
Thu 14th May, 2009 08:41pm

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Hamburglar Strikes Again!
Sat 18th Apr, 2009 12:28am

Steve ‘Hamburglar’ Wilson is officially the most underrated footballer at the cl...
Denham Claims Dunce Award
Tue 31st Mar, 2009 08:10pm

According to his fellow Town peers, Terry Denham is the thickest player at the c...
Wilson Wins Slowcoach Award
Wed 18th Mar, 2009 05:00pm

Lee Wilson is officially the Club’s slowest player. After recent performances h...
Matt’s Mane Beats Monkey’s Mess
Mon 2nd Mar, 2009 10:09pm

Matt Leonard officially has the worst haircut at the club. The unkempt stopper ...
Venus de Moono Apologises
Wed 25th Feb, 2009 11:42am

Paul Mooney has today apologised for his shocking performance in the Vets defeat...
My Left Foot
Tue 17th Feb, 2009 08:24pm

Its official, Michael Dodd has the sweetest left foot at Canning Town FC, after ...
Ginger left unconscious in violent attack
Mon 2nd Feb, 2009 07:51pm

‘Town football development officer, Richard Shephard, was left unconscious last ...
New Town Site Is Superb
Wed 28th Jan, 2009 09:28pm

Canning Town are said to be ‘delighted’ after their faithful supporters gave the...
TOWN CHAIRMAN LEAVES CINEMA ‘SHAKEN NOT STIRRED’
Wed 14th Jan, 2009 07:07pm

'Town Chairman Steve Ives has admitted that his marriage to Vicky is on the rock...
TOWN APPOINT NODDING DOG AS CAPTAIN
Wed 14th Jan, 2009 05:55pm

Following the retirement of Geoff Watts, the CTFC Committee have moved quickly t...

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