Reserves v White Ensign in Cup Final; Tuesday 7th MayMon 29th Apr, 2013 05:51am
Tuesday 7th May is the date. 7.45pm is the time. AFC Hornchurch Football Club ...
Presentation Night - Saturday 25th May at Ilford Golf ClubTue 16th Apr, 2013 04:11pm
Canning Town Football Club will be holding their 65th Annual Presentation Dinner...
First Team Game This Thursday, Training CancelledTue 16th Apr, 2013 03:48pm
With the first team taking on Wadham Lodge this Thursday (April 18) at Terence M...
Reserves Look To Book Final PlaceTue 9th Apr, 2013 03:39pm
With the first team safely through to the final of the East Ham Memorial Hospita...
First Team Tackle Newham in Semi-FinalWed 3rd Apr, 2013 02:19am
The first team take on old foes Newham United on Thursday 4th April for a place ...
Crunch Time For CyprusFri 22nd Mar, 2013 10:55am
It's twitchy bum time for Cyprus. A meltdown approaches. Should the EU assist ...
David Hollick RIPMon 25th Feb, 2013 04:54pm
It is with great sadness that Canning Town Football Club has to announce the pas...
Wilson A Victim Of Great Train RobberySat 23rd Feb, 2013 02:46pm
Monday saw the first Canning Town Football Club Golf Society day of 2013 and a h...
Social Fundraiser set for Saturday 23rd FebruaryMon 21st Jan, 2013 10:41am
Steve Wilson has confirmed that the next Canning Town Football Club social eveni...
Training Goes Ahead (24th)Thu 17th Jan, 2013 02:43am
Football is back as training returns tonight (24/1/13) but the first and third t...
Town Press For Quarter Final PlaceThu 10th Jan, 2013 01:47am
It's only the second Saturday of 2013 but it already represents the biggest game...
Golf AGM: Thursday 10th January, 8pmTue 8th Jan, 2013 04:36pm
All Town golfers are reminded that the AGM takes place this Thursday at the club...
Bobby Unwraps Santa Claus PresentThu 3rd Jan, 2013 12:40am
It's not even twelfth night and the decorations are still up in most houses but ...
Hutton Reserves Tie Switched To WHUITCFri 28th Dec, 2012 02:17pm
Due to the anticpated adverse weather the Town Reserves match against Hutton (Sa...
Mooney & Carley Share Xmas Jumper AwardTue 25th Dec, 2012 04:21pm
Town Vets celebrated their annual Christmas Drink on Sunday and the best dressed...
Wrap Up For Last Training Session of the YearThu 13th Dec, 2012 01:39am
Just a reminder folks that the LAST training session before Christmas is tonight...
Would You Like Chilli Sauce With That?Thu 13th Dec, 2012 01:33am
Just who is Mehmet? That was the question that we asked in our latest poll. ...
Junior Proves More Messy Than MessiMon 10th Dec, 2012 04:53pm
Paul Henry has the chance to etch his name into the record books this week as he...
Mooney and Dowsett win Petchey AwardsWed 5th Dec, 2012 11:54pm
The latest winners of the Jack Petchey Award have been announced following the p...
Vets Progress in London CupWed 28th Nov, 2012 12:54am
Town Vets went through to the last eight of the London Cup with a hard fought 2-...
Who is Mehmet?Thu 15th Nov, 2012 02:20pm
Someone at the club has the nickname Mehmet. Can you guess who it is? The fi...
Mo Bros Grow Tache So You Can Splash CashWed 14th Nov, 2012 05:21pm
As we approach the halfway stage of Movember our two combatants begin to resembl...
Chambo Lifts GoldThu 25th Oct, 2012 08:25am
It seems longer than three months ago when the nation was awash in its own glory...
Ginger, Champion of EuropeThu 25th Oct, 2012 07:16am
They say that you cannot put a price on success but for Roman Abramovich it was ...
Around The World In 80 ShotsThu 18th Oct, 2012 12:07pm
It has been brief and it will probably only be an adieu but Matt Leonard bids fa...
70s & 80s Night Confirmed for Saturday 6th OctoberWed 19th Sep, 2012 05:07pm
Unsociable Secretary Steve Wilson has finally pulled his finger out and is happy...
Wadham Lodge tie moved to WalthamstowWed 12th Sep, 2012 03:58pm
Town's first XI game against Wadham Lodge has been moved away from WHUITC due to...
Barks Bite Gives Town Slow PunctureThu 6th Sep, 2012 05:26am
Town Vets succumbed in their opening game of the season as hosts Old Barks trium...
Nervousness Sets In As New Season ApproachesThu 16th Aug, 2012 08:44am
Remember your first date? It was Daphne and she sat opposite me in Chemistry. ...
Cresswell Notches AgainThu 9th Aug, 2012 09:27am
Footballers have always been regarded as playboys. Right back from the days whe...
Durrant Sets His Stall OutMon 30th Jul, 2012 11:33am
New first team manager Kevin Durrant was quick to impose his style on training l...
No Training on Thursday 19th JulyTue 17th Jul, 2012 01:20pm
Due to a prior engagement WHUITC are unable to lease the use of the pitch this T...
Town To Play Friendly On Monday 16th JulyThu 12th Jul, 2012 03:44pm
Canning Town continue their pre-season build up with a friendly against Essex Se...
Pre Season Begins on Thursday 12th JulyWed 11th Jul, 2012 02:01am
Running, running and more running were the noises coming out of the Mills househ...
AGM Confirmed for Thursday 5th July, 8pm StartTue 26th Jun, 2012 04:34am
Club Secretary Richard Shephard has confirmed that this years AGM will take plac...
FA Cup Final Tickets AvailableTue 1st May, 2012 07:40am
We have been fortunate to receive two tickets for Saturday's FA Cup final at Wem...
Presentation Set For June 2ndThu 26th Apr, 2012 12:00pm
With the training sessions over and the season drawing to a close it is time to ...
Northern eyes on Ted Lewis prizeTue 24th Apr, 2012 05:32pm
East London’s finest travelled to the delightful Channels golf club in Chelmsfor...
The Mooneys to Appear on The UndateablesThu 12th Apr, 2012 11:55am
The Undateables is a three-part documentary series about disability and dating. ...
Poll Finally Ends In Another Fine MessFri 2nd Mar, 2012 06:07am
Despite having different mums and dads, the Wilson twins have finally been voted...
Newson Putts Heart Matters To One SideFri 2nd Mar, 2012 05:54am
Over the winter, Paul Newson needed a heart transplant after he was diagnosed wi...
Watts Ravaged After Cougar AttackTue 21st Feb, 2012 12:22pm
Police today called off the search for missing Town legend Geoff Watts after the...
Chambo Receives Valentines Day ShockTue 14th Feb, 2012 06:29am
Ian and Mandy Chamberlain were said to be devastated last night after their son ...
Town To Support Cancer Research Charity NightMon 13th Feb, 2012 03:52pm
Canning Town will be supporting a Cancer Research Charity night on Saturday 18th...
Town Managers Form FA Shortlist Following Capello ExitThu 9th Feb, 2012 08:03am
24 hours after the shock resignation of England manager Fabio Capello, the FA ha...
Mills in Jahbez ProtestTue 7th Feb, 2012 07:36am
David Mills was arrested at the Liverpool-Spurs game last night after waddling o...
Town Join TwitterTue 7th Feb, 2012 07:35am
Canning Town Football Club have rolled with the times and finally joined the Twi...
Big Freeze Forces Town Out of ActionSat 4th Feb, 2012 03:40am
Frozen Pitches appear to be the order of the day across the country and and its ...
Town Bravehearts Overwhelm Carlsberg SpecialistsWed 1st Feb, 2012 07:37pm
"Probably our best performance of a far very successful season so far,” beamed a...
Fry Releases Training Manual to Save TownMon 23rd Jan, 2012 02:52pm
Canning Town’s First XI have been struggling near the bottom of the EOFL Premier...
Town Host Newbury Forest for Place in Last EightThu 19th Jan, 2012 12:24pm
Canning Town First XI entertain Newbury Forest at the West Ham United in the Com...
Golf AGM on Thursday 26th JanuaryThu 19th Jan, 2012 12:17pm
The Canning Town Football Club Golf Society will be holding their AGM on Thursda...
Waites Ensures Town Take Away The SpoilsMon 9th Jan, 2012 06:07pm
Canning Town Vets returned to winning ways following a hard fought 3-2 win over ...
Training Returns on Thursday 5th JanuaryWed 4th Jan, 2012 03:59am
The opportunity to shed the excesses of the festive season appears with the retu...
Ginger Survived But Most Don't CareFri 9th Dec, 2011 07:39am
It turned out to be the poll vote that no-one was interested in as 43% of you de...
Citibank Hold Town as Waites Wastes Golden OpportunityTue 6th Dec, 2011 05:03pm
Town Vets drew 1-1 with new opponents Citibank after a hard fought contest on th...
Canning Town Boxing Day Disco ConfirmedThu 1st Dec, 2011 12:25pm
December 1st usually means the start of the festive season. Advent calendars ar...
An Open Letter From TubbySat 26th Nov, 2011 05:27am
Dear Chairman, Committee and Members I just wanted to thank you all so much f...
Chairman Ives Makes Full RecoveryWed 23rd Nov, 2011 06:50am
Whilst Ginger dies alone in an Essex hospital, other members of the Town committ...
Mooney and Coker Celebrate BirthdaysMon 21st Nov, 2011 03:33am
Canning Town have two managers that are unbeaten this season. Coincidentally, t...
Town Forced to Play AwaySun 20th Nov, 2011 04:49pm
With the remedial work at Terence McMillan overrunning and still to finish, Town...
Heavy Big Mac Causes Parish BreakWed 16th Nov, 2011 02:39pm
What is it with fat geezers at Canning Town and their frequent visits to hospita...
Derryard Construction to Sponsor TownMon 7th Nov, 2011 04:06pm
Canning Town Football Club would like to thank Brian Dane and Derryard Construct...
Essex Premier Cup Tie Moved to Town MeadThu 3rd Nov, 2011 07:21am
The First XI game against Waltham Abbey Reserves this Saturday (5/11/11) will no...
Dream Team Finalised, Tapp to ManageMon 17th Oct, 2011 06:14pm
We started looking for our goalkeeper in December 2010 and October 2011 sees the...
Bad Bounce Ruins 100% StartTue 4th Oct, 2011 11:46am
Town Vets maintained their unbeaten start to the season after being denied anoth...
Mooney Bites the Hand that FeedsThu 22nd Sep, 2011 03:44am
Venn diagrams are weird creatures. Circle A intersects Circle B yet those people...
Hurricane Leonard Hits IbizaFri 16th Sep, 2011 02:11pm
Following on from the strong winds that have lambasted America's eastern seaboar...
Town Bow Out of Vase Despite Smith's HeroicsThu 15th Sep, 2011 06:09am
Town bowed out of the FA Vase but can go with their heads held high despite losi...
Smith's Late, Late Show Leads to Vase ReplayMon 12th Sep, 2011 11:46am
Michael Smith's 92nd minute equaliser ensured that Town prolonged their stay in ...
Baker Suffer Yellow Peril as Mooney's Vets WinThu 8th Sep, 2011 01:01pm
A new season and a new manager but the same old result as Town ran out narrow wi...
Town Defend Their Manor in Vase TieThu 1st Sep, 2011 04:24am
The season has only been a few weeks old but Canning Town Football Club are alre...
Egan to do a Rooney???Wed 31st Aug, 2011 07:48am
Wayne Rooney signalled his return to form with a brilliant hat-trick at the week...
Smith and Ling Picked for Dream TeamWed 24th Aug, 2011 04:06pm
Like Carlton Cole, he was on Chelsea's books but that is where the similarities ...
Arthey's Success Adds to Cordrey's WoesThu 18th Aug, 2011 12:16pm
Terry Cordrey must feel like a condemned man. Yet another Golf Society event an...
Riot Police Seek Identity of ArsonistWed 10th Aug, 2011 07:35am
After another night of rioting across the country, London police appear to be ga...
Town Entertain Rye as Start of Season ApproachesFri 5th Aug, 2011 02:24am
Canning Town entertain Rye United of the Sussex County League on Saturday 6th Au...
Edmunds Become the Face of Saga after Golf SuccessTue 26th Jul, 2011 05:17pm
Just over a week ago, on a windy coastal golf course in south-east England, vete...
Shameless Green Descends from Bad to WorseThu 21st Jul, 2011 10:18am
Just over six weeks ago Terry Green announced his decision to stand down from hi...
Past Master Proves the Pass MasterFri 15th Jul, 2011 02:18pm
Club doyen Ron 'Tubby' Shelton once claimed that two things are certain in Canni...
Training Starts Thursday and First Friendlies AnnouncedMon 4th Jul, 2011 11:05am
Training resumes this Thursday (July 7th) at 7pm. As ever the West Ham United I...
Mooney Embarrasses Himself in Belgium but Whitnall ApologisesSat 11th Jun, 2011 03:09pm
“We're all going on a summer holiday, no more working for a week or two. Fun an...
Town Golfer Linked With Twitter RumoursThu 26th May, 2011 08:20pm
It is the story that everyone knows about but that no-one can talk about until a...
Withers Realises Dream With Hat-trick at the Home of the O'sWed 25th May, 2011 05:49pm
Not many Town players get to achieve their childhood ambition but last weekend t...
Lithuanian Flag Flies High as Neros Wins Poll VoteWed 18th May, 2011 05:08pm
There are certain ironies in Canning Town life. Paul Mooney has a behind to die...
Google Search Reveals Ugly Side of BookerTue 10th May, 2011 06:56pm
Wikipedia reports that the World Wide Web only emerged in 1989, yet such has bee...
Dodds Models for Best4business AccountantsTue 19th Apr, 2011 05:44pm
April ushers in a new year for many businesses and employees but whatever your t...
Lewis Pays Penalty for Poor DriveTue 19th Apr, 2011 05:15pm
Is Ted Lewis a bitter man? That was the question on every golfers lips as a con...
Jan Mooney does a Rooney and sees Contract CancelledMon 11th Apr, 2011 04:28pm
Jan Mooney was reported to be "gutted" last night after she was dropped as the f...
Woods to run London Marathon for Get Kids GoingMon 11th Apr, 2011 04:26pm
They say that charity begins at home so it seems a good time to remind everyone ...
Old Barks Beaten but New Sparks Fly as Cherrett Named SubThu 7th Apr, 2011 06:43pm
After coming from 3-1 down to win 4-3 in the previous fixture against these oppo...
Carley Grabs Fourth as Fedden and Woods Rule MidfieldTue 22nd Mar, 2011 06:47pm
There are many perks to being a teacher such as the short hours and long holiday...
Proximity of Births Leads to Swingers Club RumoursSat 26th Feb, 2011 02:12pm
Canning Town would like to congratulate Vikki Shiner and Tara Roaf after they bo...
Fry and Tapp Make Dream Team But Cresswell BummedThu 24th Feb, 2011 05:35am
Yet another Canning Town poll and yet another scandal. That was the only conclu...
Arthey Eyes Golf Success in 2011Thu 10th Feb, 2011 05:53am
The Canning Town Golf Society dates have been confirmed and are now uploaded to ...
Chambo in 'Smash It' ShockerThu 3rd Feb, 2011 06:17pm
Ian Chamberlain was fighting for his Canning Town future last night after some o...
Wyatts Say Thank You After Raising 11k for Retts SyndromeMon 31st Jan, 2011 04:41pm
John and Lucy would like to say a big thank you to everyone who participated and...
Big Sam Allardyce Makes Dream Team Squad as SweeperThu 13th Jan, 2011 07:40pm
The role of sweeper can mean many things to a lot of people. The older generati...
Total Recall for Town DollsTue 11th Jan, 2011 05:03pm
Canning Town are said to be ‘deeply disappointed’ following news that its range ...
Best4Business Accountants Agree To Sponsor Canning Town Football ClubTue 4th Jan, 2011 02:48pm
Canning Town Football Club is delighted to confirm that they have agreed a spons...
Its Snow Joke as Connie Wins in BlizzardThu 30th Dec, 2010 06:40am
Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we...
Watts Claims Golden GlovesMon 27th Dec, 2010 10:56am
He may only have one testicle and has not played in goal for over fifteen years ...
Tilley's Performance Epitomises Town's New Work EthicThu 16th Dec, 2010 07:53am
Town’s First XI got back to winning ways with an excellent hard fought victory a...
Daydreaming Wilson Gives Town a NightmareMon 22nd Nov, 2010 08:28am
Town tumbled out of the Essex Junior Trophy despite a battling display against H...
Barton Grabs Worst Trainer HonourThu 18th Nov, 2010 11:04am
Graham Barton is officially the worst trainer at the club after topping our late...
Smith Scores Three But M&B Get FiveMon 15th Nov, 2010 04:46pm
Town’s First XI tasted defeat for the first time in five games as they lost 5-3 ...
Town Get Account Closed After Beating HSBCMon 8th Nov, 2010 03:08pm
Town Vets were once again the guests of HSBC as they took the long trip to Becke...
Ives Finds Level as Cherrett gets ReprieveThu 4th Nov, 2010 10:58am
There is a saying in Spanish, "white liquid in a bottle has to be milk." Ther...
Blobby and Boris Can't Prevent London Fire Brigade StrikeFri 29th Oct, 2010 12:38pm
Like a bout of diarrhoea after a curry and beer night he had threatened to come ...
Game and First Set May & Baker. New Balls PleaseWed 6th Oct, 2010 09:21pm
Town Vets stumbled to their first defeat of the season as May & Baker exacted re...
Gormley Wins Dance OffTue 28th Sep, 2010 11:31pm
The crowd was like the hair on Liam Egan’s heard; sparse. But the 57 that witne...
Wilson Vows Silence As He Retires Following Latest Poll 'Win'Thu 23rd Sep, 2010 04:35pm
Many who watched the Vase match against Wodson Park will disagree but Lee Wilson...
"I'm A Human"Fri 10th Sep, 2010 02:30pm
Joseph Carey Merrick, born in 1862 and sometimes incorrectly referred to as John...
It's All About The ConfidenceFri 3rd Sep, 2010 12:34am
Gok Wan and his Channel 4 show ‘How To Look Good Naked’ has changed many peoples...
Josh's Birdie Attempt Falls Short As Francis Wins DaySun 29th Aug, 2010 12:42am
Dark, dank and in need of a change. No, not Ginger’s pants but the Kent weather...
Tilley Turns Water Into WhineThu 19th Aug, 2010 04:39pm
Channel 4 received 702 complaints last night after airing the first episode of i...
Mouse Caught Smuggling Ex Into BritainThu 19th Aug, 2010 03:56pm
John ‘Mouse’ Shephard was being questioned by Interpol last night after being ar...
"That Is So Unfair!"Sun 8th Aug, 2010 11:35pm
Players attitudes need to improve. That was the overwhelming verdict from the v...
Kelvedon Reject Town's Bid For MazzoSun 8th Aug, 2010 11:14pm
Canning Town have been thwarted in their attempts to sign Kevin ‘Mazzo’ Marsden ...
And the Winners Are....Sun 1st Aug, 2010 11:53am
They say that there is no substitute for experience. They might be right. Dere...
First and Second Team Managers ConfirmedWed 28th Jul, 2010 11:53pm
With the managers of all four teams resigning at the end of the last season, it ...
Bandit Plunders Town GloryFri 2nd Jul, 2010 11:06am
bandit n. 1. A robber, especially one who robs at gunpoint. 2. An outlaw; a g...
Marksy's Marvels Win May & Baker Five-a-sideMon 21st Jun, 2010 09:53pm
As England stumble from one disaster to another in South Africa, Canning Town di...
Town's Managers Are All FawltyMon 21st Jun, 2010 09:36pm
The future is bright, the future is orange. That was the voters overwhelming ve...
Daly's Shriftness Will Make 'Er Indoors ProudSat 12th Jun, 2010 12:39am
Normality was restored at The Manor of Groves Golf Club on the latest Canning To...
Towners Try To Grab World Cup GloryFri 11th Jun, 2010 11:51pm
East London is a see of red and white as the red cross of St George flutters eve...
Town Emulate Spartans Following Epic VictoryThu 20th May, 2010 11:14pm
The war had been raised by a Dinosaurs messenger, Barry Polentin, who demanded t...
Have You Registered Your Vote For The Players' Player of the Year Awar...Wed 19th May, 2010 09:32pm
Club Secretary, Terry Cordrey, is currently in the process of collating the vote...
Bend It Like Beckham or Retire It Like Cherrett?Tue 18th May, 2010 03:17am
There is an old maxim; what happens on tour stays on tour. This tour is no diff...
"Who do you think you are kidding Mr Maree?"Thu 6th May, 2010 07:22pm
On the 1st September 1939, Germany invaded Poland. Two days later, after German...
Six Star Hotel Leads To One Star PerformanceTue 27th Apr, 2010 10:47pm
Town Vets finished their domestic season on a high with a 3-1 win over long time...
Coincidence?Sat 24th Apr, 2010 12:44am
Canning Town First Team wins are like Lee Wilson smiles - and its been a long 68...
Town Hit By Volcano AshThu 22nd Apr, 2010 01:14pm
As Europe struggles to get back to normality following the volcanic eruptions of...
Smith Tastes Victory as Arthey's Taste ChipsThu 22nd Apr, 2010 11:47am
Money just doesn't go as far as it used to. Back in the days £62 would get you ...
Scientists Discover 'Missing Link'Wed 14th Apr, 2010 09:46pm
The missing link between humans and their ape-like predecessors could be filled ...
Mouse's Miss Compared To Diana Ross' 94 EffortMon 12th Apr, 2010 11:04pm
Another week goes by in Canning Town history and another Shephard misses a penal...
"I'll Be Back"Mon 12th Apr, 2010 10:26pm
The machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. Their war to exterminate ...
Tubby To Come Out Of Retirement To Save TownTue 6th Apr, 2010 04:29pm
After seven defeats on the bounce, Canning Town’s First Team is on the verge of ...
Success Of SuBo Sees Town Launch New NicknamesFri 2nd Apr, 2010 09:39pm
Not to be outdone by the stars of Hollywood, Town's PR department are working ov...
Bugsy Takes Ladies Route To VictoryThu 1st Apr, 2010 04:30pm
Shaun ‘Burns’ Maloney managed to overcome the disappointment of being asked to p...
Hawkins Virtuoso Performance Is Too Good For DinosaursThu 1st Apr, 2010 02:50pm
"It was just like watching Brazil," said the referee after the game as Town Vets...
Tempers Flare at Ska NightWed 24th Mar, 2010 11:21pm
Tempers flared at the Town Ska & Reggae night after Lee Musson accused Lee Wilso...
Wingnut Proves Cresswell DefenceFri 19th Mar, 2010 10:19pm
Phil Cresswell walked free from court yesterday after the judge ruled that the c...
Coker's Cola Goes Flat As Ray Is DumpedMon 15th Mar, 2010 09:25pm
The recent poll vote asking whether Ray Coker’s latest relationship would last s...
Shephard Rues Misses And MissusMon 15th Mar, 2010 09:01pm
The month of March traditionally heralds the onset of spring and with it the opt...
Barton Hospitalised Following Kebab FracasFri 12th Mar, 2010 08:54am
Police are appealing for witnesses after a Canning Town goalkeeper was assaulted...
Weekend Round Up: The Good, The Bad And The UglyMon 8th Mar, 2010 11:21pm
Another weekend of mixed results did little to relieve collective relegation fea...
Terry Set To Blank Edmunds HandshakeTue 2nd Mar, 2010 08:19pm
John Edmunds is the daddy. That was the overwhelming opinion of the public as h...
Watts Talks Out Of His Bumhole As Vets WinMon 1st Mar, 2010 09:59pm
Town Vets turned on one of their own last Sunday as Geoff Watts was accused of t...
Town Fund Essex FAFri 19th Feb, 2010 12:23pm
Essex FA’s disciplinary committee has refuted allegations that they are targetin...
Terry Leads By Example – That’s Cordrey, Not John!Sun 14th Feb, 2010 12:30pm
“Liam is disruptive, has had a poor start to the year and doesn’t mix very well....
James CarleyMon 8th Feb, 2010 10:21pm
The funeral arrangements for James Carley have been confirmed by his parents Dea...
Mills Looks Over The Hill As Town Are DownedMon 8th Feb, 2010 08:39pm
Town tumbled out of the Skip Atwood Cup to lower league Haver Town despite an im...
Winger That Can't Cross Caught Cross DressingThu 4th Feb, 2010 06:02pm
Phil Cresswell would always like to be considered as one of the lads. From the ...
Town Experience a Y2K Moment in Millenium CupTue 2nd Feb, 2010 07:33pm
Town’s 4th XI tumbled out of the Millennium Cup (previously known as the Romford...
BFG - Big Fat GingerTue 2nd Feb, 2010 06:48pm
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesam...
I don’t believe it! Wilson triumphs again.Sat 30th Jan, 2010 11:09am
Lee Wilson captured his 47th CTFC golf day title at a saturated Stock Brook Mano...
Fry Goes Friar Tuck After Bad Hair DayFri 29th Jan, 2010 12:40am
Veteran defender Stefan Fry is to sue the hair colouring manufacturers Just For ...
Dodds Proves a Dud as Town ExitThu 21st Jan, 2010 06:38pm
Town Reserves exited from the Essex Junior Cup on Saturday, beaten 4-0 by their ...
Mouse Plays Dumb Over Ginger's MumMon 11th Jan, 2010 08:47pm
Richard Shephard was reportedly in hiding last night, probably in a fast food ea...
Mooney's WoeMon 11th Jan, 2010 08:35pm
Canning Town Football Club have confirmed that training has been cancelled this ...
Arthey On Fire At Golf AGMFri 8th Jan, 2010 08:31pm
Its time to dust off your driver and clean them grooves as golf is back on the a...
Bakers Dozen Beat Towns SixteenThu 7th Jan, 2010 11:16pm
2010 began with a whimper for Town Vets as they were edged out by a clever and s...
Coker Gets Internet Victory But Marsh Is Real WinnerFri 1st Jan, 2010 06:47pm
In the end, it didn’t matter. For one reason or another (Jay says he was injure...
Celebrate Christmas at the Boxing Day Booze UpThu 24th Dec, 2009 11:59am
Canning Town would like to wish all its members a Merry Christmas and look forwa...
Drunken Arthey Ruins Christmas For FrancisThu 24th Dec, 2009 11:58am
Confusion reigned long into the night at Town's Christmas Golf Day as Bobby Arth...
Town Founder DiesWed 9th Dec, 2009 11:00pm
It is with deep sadness that we have to report that Eric Keylock passed away las...
He's Bald, he's Black, he plays in our AttackThu 3rd Dec, 2009 06:10pm
Following the longest poll vote in Canning Town history, Junior Henry has been c...
Town Haul Themselves Up The TableMon 30th Nov, 2009 09:53pm
Town climbed off the bottom of the Premier Division with a convincing victory ov...
"Gaynor Could Have Scored It"Wed 18th Nov, 2009 10:04am
Saturday night was Abba night as far as any self respecting Town member was conc...
Town Extinguish DinosauarsTue 3rd Nov, 2009 11:20pm
Incessant rain, driving wind and no kit yet still the silly old gits - affection...
Town Players in Another SmashMon 2nd Nov, 2009 09:56pm
Following on from the Jason Croney car crash, yet another group of Town players ...
Wilson Curses Long NightTue 27th Oct, 2009 10:16pm
Steve Wilson has confirmed that last Saturday was the longest night of his life....
Paul Mooney: time to start watching Jack on a Sunday?Sun 25th Oct, 2009 10:42pm
William Fitt Vets 1 – 2 Canning Town Vets You don’t have to travel to the B...
Lifes A Beach for Belk and HenryThu 22nd Oct, 2009 06:29pm
John Wyatt is reportedly so concerned with his misfiring forward line that he is...
World's Fattest Man Found In.....Wed 21st Oct, 2009 10:31pm
The Sun newspaper have been forced to apologise after claiming that the worlds f...
Town Down But Not OutWed 21st Oct, 2009 10:07pm
Citius, altius, fortius. That is the motto of the Olympic Games and roughly tra...
Je Voudrais Passer la Nuit Avec PhilippeWed 7th Oct, 2009 09:28pm
Philippe Maree has run away and married the latest poll. A whopping 44% of the ...
Gormley Paints Towns RedWed 7th Oct, 2009 04:52pm
The seaside towns of Southend-on-Sea, Leigh-on-Sea and Benfleet are slowly getti...
Ives Faces Up To FutureThu 24th Sep, 2009 06:14pm
Danny Ives protracted transfer to Faces has fallen through and the disillusioned...
Spanking The MonkeyThu 10th Sep, 2009 06:17pm
Picture the scene. After yet another Luke Weller two-footed lunge the oppositio...
Eleven pansies, but no vaseWed 9th Sep, 2009 10:58pm
FA Vase 1st Qualifying Round Erith Town 7 – 0 Canning Town Arguably the mo...
Cordrey Eyes SolutionMon 7th Sep, 2009 10:14pm
Terry Cordrey had a day to forget at the weekend. After fulfilling his club dig...
Stokes Stokes Family FeudSat 5th Sep, 2009 08:31pm
They may have given them 30 years and a three-goal start but it was the Canning ...
Wilson Wins After Wonderful Back NineTue 1st Sep, 2009 01:41pm
Lee Wilson emerged victorious after a tense finish at Austin Lodge Golf Club whi...
Another One Bites The DustTue 25th Aug, 2009 08:10pm
Town officials are said to be helping police with their enquires after a tribute...
You'd Better Watch Out, Weller's AboutTue 25th Aug, 2009 07:39pm
At the next Canning Town social function Luke Weller has been ordered to wear a ...
Ding Ding, Eyes DownThu 13th Aug, 2009 06:41pm
Steve Ives and Paul Mooney almost came to blows last week after a bingo dispute ...
"We'll Miss Her Ginger Hair And The Way She Used To Dress"Mon 10th Aug, 2009 11:05pm
Hampshire Police have today released a photofit of a man they would like to ques...
Denham Not Just Here To Make Up The NumbersSat 8th Aug, 2009 01:20am
Town fans have voted Terry Denham as the player most likely to be a cross dresse...
Town Deny Transfer RumoursTue 14th Jul, 2009 11:35pm
Canning Town have moved quickly to deny their interest in Kelvedon Hatch forward...
Maloney Moans At New MarkTue 14th Jul, 2009 11:17pm
Recent shock away day winner Shaun Maloney is to protest over his revised handic...
Weller - A Danger To SocietyMon 13th Jul, 2009 12:17pm
Not only a danger to opposition midfielders but a menace on the roads. That was...
Millionaire To Bag One Last Birdie?Tue 16th Jun, 2009 11:49pm
The Canning Town Football Club Golf Society descend on Norwich this weekend and ...
Wyatt Claims An Historic TrebleSun 14th Jun, 2009 03:18pm
Canning Town held their annual dinner and dance Presentation last night and Todd...
Boring Boring DyerFri 5th Jun, 2009 10:33pm
Club Captain Jay Dyer is officially the last player you’d want to be stuck in a ...
Expenses corruption hits ‘Town committeeWed 27th May, 2009 08:01pm
The Canning Town committee are the subject of allegations alluding to the misuse...
Whose the Daddy?Wed 20th May, 2009 05:02pm
A boy of 14 was the REAL father of the baby that 13-year-old Alfie Patten though...
Pollgate Scandal as Vote Rigging Rocks TownWed 20th May, 2009 04:33pm
Controversy reigned as the results for latest Town poll were published earlier t...
‘Harvey babes’ escape tragedyThu 14th May, 2009 08:41pm
It wasn’t a cold night in Munich, but a warm breezy afternoon in Barking when ne...
Hamburglar Strikes Again!Sat 18th Apr, 2009 12:28am
Steve ‘Hamburglar’ Wilson is officially the most underrated footballer at the cl...
Denham Claims Dunce AwardTue 31st Mar, 2009 08:10pm
According to his fellow Town peers, Terry Denham is the thickest player at the c...
Wilson Wins Slowcoach AwardWed 18th Mar, 2009 05:00pm
Lee Wilson is officially the Club’s slowest player. After recent performances h...
Matt’s Mane Beats Monkey’s MessMon 2nd Mar, 2009 10:09pm
Matt Leonard officially has the worst haircut at the club. The unkempt stopper ...
Venus de Moono ApologisesWed 25th Feb, 2009 11:42am
Paul Mooney has today apologised for his shocking performance in the Vets defeat...
My Left FootTue 17th Feb, 2009 08:24pm
Its official, Michael Dodd has the sweetest left foot at Canning Town FC, after ...
Ginger left unconscious in violent attackMon 2nd Feb, 2009 07:51pm
‘Town football development officer, Richard Shephard, was left unconscious last ...
New Town Site Is SuperbWed 28th Jan, 2009 09:28pm
Canning Town are said to be ‘delighted’ after their faithful supporters gave the...
TOWN CHAIRMAN LEAVES CINEMA ‘SHAKEN NOT STIRRED’Wed 14th Jan, 2009 07:07pm
'Town Chairman Steve Ives has admitted that his marriage to Vicky is on the rock...
TOWN APPOINT NODDING DOG AS CAPTAINWed 14th Jan, 2009 05:55pm
Following the retirement of Geoff Watts, the CTFC Committee have moved quickly t...
